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Communities Preparing for the Threat of Violence Around Election Day


Communities Preparing for the Threat of Violence Around Election Day:
  With news of the Biden/Harris campaign bus being forced off the road by an angry caravan of Trump supporters in Texas, and President Trump eagerly instructing his private army of militia goons to “monitor” the opposition party’s election polling places, communities across America as well as the National Guard, are preparing for the possibility of violent confrontations on election day November 3rd.    

Seriously?  Militia group “election monitors?”  Well, my question is, just exactly what is it these half-wit militia thugs are expecting to “monitor” anyway?  I mean, unless they’ve somehow acquired x-ray vision, how the hell could they possibly determine the validity of someone’s sealed ballot?  Oh wait, maybe that’s done by race?


Anyway, you do have to kind of admire their determination though.  After all, these gracious folks have agreed to interrupt their very important work of hunting down Sasquatch - to come down out of the woods and into town - to try and intimidate anyone who may not wish to vote their way.  


Now, on a positive note, talk about folks having lots of good, wholesome fun.  Golly gee!  Hell, it seems every day is Halloween for these pot-bellied, soldier wannabes.  Why, there’s nothing quite like how “special” you feel when you’re out and about, playing “dress up” in your pretend army uniform.


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