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Lauren Boebert Tells Creepy Popcorn Tale to Demonstrate Trump’s Generosity


Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado traveled to Wyoming to campaign for pro-Trump candidate Harriet Hageman, who is challenging fellow Republican Rep. Liz Cheney in the GOP primary for the state's at-large seat in Congress.  Boebert told the crowd "I want to tell you a story about his generosity," referring to Trump, who’s become the “primary topic” in the election.  Boebert then told a tale about how "My family and I were with President Trump, and even not liking germs, Trump shared a bowl of popcorn with my 14-year-old son.  Now listen Wyoming, I know where he's been, I don't share food with my son.”  The mother of four then added that sharing popcorn with her son demonstrated Trump’s “love and respect” for all people.


And, your son may now have the herpes virus to share also.  Now, just because you know where your son’s hands have been, do you know where Trump’s hands have been?  But sure, Trump’s such a generous soul.  Why a guy like that would even be willing to share an STD with you.  Just ask Stormy Daniels.  I tell ya, the guy’s a real “giver.”  Sorry, but all this “giving” has me tearing up a bit.  This is almost way too heartwarming for me to take.


Boebert then called out “the fake news media” for not covering this “bombshell story” about an alleged billionaire giving the son of one of his sycophants a frigg’in handful of popcorn.  What I wanna know is, why hasn’t this man been awarded the Nobel Prize yet?  Hell, had it been Chris Christie’s popcorn, her son would’ve been dead by now.  You can bet Don Jr. and Eric have never felt so jealous!  Let’s just hope for this kid’s sake, that Trump wasn’t pulling the old “popcorn box on my lap trick.” 


Anyway, now Boebert claims she never shares food with her son?  That tells me that Rep. Boebert is a very smart woman.  After all, if you remember, she bought all of her children AR-15 rifles last Christmas.  I imagine it’s not easy asking to share food, with a kid who is holding an AR-15 to your face.  Now, on a rather touching note, while she doesn’t share food with her son, they do apparently share ammo.


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