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Gun Nut Republican Lauren Boebert Tells Christians to Forget the Natural Realm


Gun Nut Republican Lauren Boebert Tells Christians to Forget the Natural Realm:  Conspiracy theorist, assault weapon fetishist, and Trump-supporting Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert, exploded into a massive “word salad” after being asked on The Victory Channel’s “Flashpoint” show this week “what is it American Christians need to do?”  This led Boebert to advise Christians not to “be distracted by what you are seeing in the natural,” adding that “we are taking ground in the spirit realm” and “it has to take place there before we actually see it here in the natural” because “God has a great plan for America.”    

Wow, now I have to admit that I haven’t the slightest idea what the hell she’s talking about, but in all fairness - I’m not taking any of those medications that her target audience is taking.  The fact is, when most of us actually look into that “natural realm” that Rep. Boebert mentioned, what we really see is an absolutely insane person - who appears better suited to be the night manager at some creepy motel out in the middle of the Mojave Desert, then a voting member of the United States Congress.


Now, some of you may ask, just what the hell is this gun-toting, conspiracy nut doing in Congress in the first place?  Well, the simple answer is, with her crazy gun and conspiracy obsessions, about the only other job she’s really qualified for - would be guarding a rutabaga patch.  Well, as it turns out, all the rutabaga patches in her community of Rifle, Colorado, already have guards.  And, as anyone who knows anything about rutabagas can tell you, no bona fide rutabaga patch needs more than one guard.  Besides, if your job is to guard rutabagas, you’re actually supposed to be smarter than rutabaga so, therefore - she found herself in Congress!


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