QAnon Trump Fans Claim Nashville Bombing Was a Chinese Missile Strike

QAnon Trump Fans Claim Nashville Bombing Was a Chinese Missile Strike: QAnon Trump supporters by the hundreds are pushing a bogus conspiracy theory all over the internet, claiming that the Nashville suicide bombing was actually a Chinese military operation, designed to steal the US presidential election. QAnon further explains that the explosion was actually a missile strike, aimed at destroying Dominion voting machines, which were allegedly being audited at the AT&T facility.

Now admittedly, my first reaction was “oh, come on! Why the hell would the Chinese ever wanna launch a missile attack on Nashville? Then it occurred to me, the CCP's dislike of country music is well known. Why, I’ll bet not one member of the CCP politburo has a single Hank Williams tune on any of their playlists.

So, why the hell pick on Nashville? Well, why not? Guess bombing Nashville makes about as much sense as anything else coming out of QAnon. And, if I’m understanding the plot correctly, the missile’s guidance system - was actually designed by Hugo Chavez, financed by George Soros, and may finally signal - the triumphant return of Elvis Presley.

But, all of that aside, at least we now know exactly for whom all those warnings about “don’t eat Tide Pods” were intended. Personally, I think it’s probably time we all stop asking each other about “just how stupid can these QAnon people actually get” - because it appears they're starting to take it as a challenge.

Johnny Robish Comedy

Comments

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

During a segment on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News program, US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was told by the host that Marjorie Taylor Greene is claiming "Mr. Buttigieg is trying to emasculate the way we drive" by supporting electric vehicles. In response, Buttigieg told Cavuto that “my sense of manhood is not connected to whether my vehicle is fueled by gasoline, or whether it's fueled by electricity.” When asked by Cavuto if he was offended by what Greene said, Buttigieg remarked "To be honest, there are other members of Congress that I pay more attention to when I'm thinking about opinions that really matter.” Oh, come on now! Let’s get real. It would take a helluva lot more than an electric car to “emasculate” Marjorie Taylor Greene. Besides, I’m pretty sure “real men” actually ride horses, anyway. Of course, I’m certainly no psychiatrist, but it sounds like Greene’s anger could be a combination of both “road rage” and “roid rage,” leaving her...

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis

Former president Donald Trump just shared some juicy gossip about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on his Truth Social platform. Trump posted, “Roomer (sic) are (sic) strong in political circles that Ron DeSanctimonious, whose Presidential run is a shambles, and whose poll numbers have absolutely crashed, putting him 3rd and 4th in some states, will be dropping out of the Presidential race in order to run, in Florida, against Rick Scott for Senate. Now that’s an interesting one, isn’t it?” Gee, Donald Trump spreading “roomers?” Say it ain’t so! Now, me thinks perhaps that prestigious Wharton School of Business Trump attended might want to consider adding some basic 3rd-grade spelling classes to its curriculum. Apparently, Trump is stalled at that level of language development where he is still spelling words phonetically. Why his poor spelling makes him look like a real “looser.” Frankly, I’m not sure its a wise choice for Republicans to choose ...

You've Got to Be Kidding?

Search This Blog