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Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis


Former president Donald Trump just shared some juicy gossip about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on his Truth Social platform.  Trump posted, “Roomer (sic) are (sic) strong in political circles that Ron DeSanctimonious, whose Presidential run is a shambles, and whose poll numbers have absolutely crashed, putting him 3rd and 4th in some states, will be dropping out of the Presidential race in order to run, in Florida, against Rick Scott for Senate.  Now that’s an interesting one, isn’t it?”

Gee, Donald Trump spreading “roomers?”  Say it ain’t so!  Now, me thinks perhaps that prestigious Wharton School of Business Trump attended might want to consider adding some basic 3rd-grade spelling classes to its curriculum.  Apparently, Trump is stalled at that level of language development where he is still spelling words phonetically.  Why his poor spelling makes him look like a real “looser.”  Frankly, I’m not sure its a wise choice for Republicans to choose a standard bearer who’d get his ass kicked by Dan Quayle in a spelling bee.  Of course, and in his defense, Trump did spell “DeSanctimonious” correctly, and Fleetwood Mac’s “Roomers” album is a rock classic.

That said, this whole spelling fiasco makes me wonder if Trump is still spreading those “roomers” about a “stolen erection?”  The truth is - even though there’s some pretty solid evidence the 2016 Trump campaign “colluded with the Russians,” Trump’s post makes it crystal clear he could never be accused of “colluding with a dictionary.”  Now, I hate to sound alarmist, but it kind of sounds like Trump may have some kind of incurable “brain toomer.”  Let us not forget this is a guy who wanted to use nuclear weapons against hurricanes.  Of course, Republicans don’t care what a politician has done or stands for, just as long as there’s an “R” associated with their name.  Hey, maybe R. Kelly should consider a run for VP?  After all, he and Trump sure seem to have a helluva lot in common.

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