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Republicans Talk Secession After Supreme Court Rejects Texas Election Challenge


Republicans Talk Secession After Supreme Court Rejects Texas Election Challenge:  After the United States Supreme Court on Friday dismissed yet another baseless attempt by President Trump and the state of Texas to overturn the election results in four states won by Democrat Joe Biden, some prominent Republicans are now suggesting their next move may be secession, or possibly even civil war.

Geez, what the hell is it with Texas anyway?  Wonder how much we’d have to offer Mexico to take Texas back?  Not that they’d even be interested, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask.  But, I get it.  Losing that election, really hurt Trump and his cult follower’s sensitive feelings.  


Hey, wait a minute!  I’ve got an idea - maybe we should offer Trump one of those “participation ribbons,” for coming in second?  I mean, there’s nothing quite like a nice, shiny, colorful ribbon - to help someone feel better about themselves.  Why would a wannabe dictator be any different?  


And, if he wanted, Donald Trump could even spin up one of those famous yarns of his, about how he was awarded that ribbon, for helping Gen. George Washington and the Continental Army surround the British at Boston’s Logan International Airport.  Hell, Trump’s supporters would never know the difference. 


So, the situation is, Trump loses a legitimate election, and then tries to steal it away from the winner, by making bogus election fraud claims.  Then, all the courts, including the Supreme Court, rule against him, and then suddenly all the red states decide they want to secede and form their own country.  OK, I get it, but what’s the downside?


Anyway, if these folks are really serious about seceding, I think I have just the thing for them.  Word has it that Jeffrey Epstein's old sex-slave island might be up for sale - and at a good price too.  Why, I can’t think of a more appropriate place to form the new nation of Trumplandia, can you?   Of course, until then, I guess all the folks like the Proud Boys, will just have to remain on “stand down and stand by” status.


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