Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alex Jones Warn of 90% Population Reduction by 2030

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) went back on the Alex Jones show this week to discuss a conspiracy theory called the "Great Reset,” which he believes is a plot by capitalists to “impose socialism on the world,” with the ultimate goal being a "90% population reduction by 2030.” Jones told Greene he expects a nuclear war to "breakout" in the coming days as a part of the "Great Reset.” Jones added that “They think you're dumb and will think the breakdown of civilization, the insane energy and food prices, along with and all the hyperinflation, is because of Russian President Vladimir Putin - not because of the Great Reset, not because of Dr. Anthony Fauci."

Wow, the “Great Reset” eh? Gee, that is some really “big news!” Well, at least “big news” for some, but “comedy” for most of the rest of us. Now, in their defense, I have to admit I had to pull one of those “Great Resets” myself after my iPhone completely froze up on me, but I digress. Now, if you ask me, the most immediate danger about all this nonsense is that folks with such “creative minds” like Jones and Greene, may eventually put publications like “the Onion” out of business.

Anyway, they’re claiming the capitalists will soon try to impose socialism on all the world? Why, how fiendishly clever of them, but how exactly would that work? Please explain again why capitalists would think it beneficial to kill off all their workers along with all their consumers? Now, I realize Republicans aren’t all that good at math, but it sure seems like there’d be almost no one left to either make or buy any of their products.

I mean, isn’t capitalists forcing socialism on people - a wee-bit like vegans forcing people to eat fried bacon, or chickens demanding foxes in their chicken coops? Details, details! Oh well, on a positive note, I suppose we can at least find some comfort in the fact that these criminally insane half-wits aren’t heavily-armed. Oh, wait…!

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