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Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants Dems Moving to Red States Temporarily Barred from Voting

Taking issue with Democrats moving from blue states to red states, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) suggested temporarily barring Democrats from voting, claiming “brainwashed people” really need a “cooling-off period” before being allowed to vote again.  She further added that Democrat voters have ruined states like California and New York, and she doesn’t want to see them ruining the culture of great states like Georgia, Texas, and Florida.  Greene says what we need is a "national divorce scenario,” - meaning breaking everything up into red states and blue states.

Wait a minute!  You mean Marjorie Taylor Greene plans to prohibit people from voting, in order to “prevent liberals from destroying what our country stands for?”  Oh, now I see her point!  Let those “libtards” vote, and the next thing you know, they’ll start resolving issues by common-sense governance and marrying people who aren’t even close relatives.  Can’t have any of that nonsense going on.


Anyway, so MTG wants a “cooling-off period” for voting, but not for purchasing assault weapons?  That makes sense, because - as we all know, “guns don’t kill, liberal voters do!”  That said, as I see it, she really doesn’t have all that much to worry about, because between their gerrymandering and voter suppression laws, the red states are already treating blue voters worse than syphilitic lepers with nasty breath.  


Now, to be completely fair about all this, Greene is smart enough to realize that she has no political future if she can’t stop intelligent people from moving into her state, and diluting the “stupid vote.”  Those are the folks who don't believe in evolution, yet look as if they could be the “missing link.”  I tell ya, there’s never a reputable anthropologist around when you need one!  Guess that explains why they feel so comfortable taking animal dewormers like Ivermectin. 


I think Rand Paul may have said it best earlier this week, when he tweeted “Democrats cheat, by convincing people to vote for them.”  Now, I’m certainly no Biblical scholar, but I’m pretty damn sure there must be a Bible passage somewhere they’re referencing, which says "Thou Shalt Not Support Democracy!”  Gee, wonder if this voting restriction also applies to Donald Trump?  Seems he recently moved from blue state New York, to red-state Florida.  


The funny thing is, Marjorie Taylor Greene talking red state secession is like the lazy, spoiled brat - threatening to move out of his parent’s basement, and then asking “now, you’re still going to send me money after I leave - right?”  Anyway, say what you want, but just know that this is what can happen, when people who’ve never completed kindergarten - get elected to Congress.


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