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Marjorie Taylor Greene Introduces Bill to Stop US Funding of Biolabs in Ukraine


With a horrific war raging in Ukraine, Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) decided it was time she took to the House floor to repeat the “Kremlin narrative” about how Joe Biden and the “US is funding biolabs in Ukraine.”  Greene did this without any real evidence to support her accusations, other than what people in her district told her they read about on the internet.  But, never mind that, Greene claimed “There are reports of possibly deadly pathogens escaping these biolabs in places like Ukraine, Georgia, Kazakhstan that is responsible for killing people,” before adding “"What if that's true?”  She then introduced a bill in Congress to prevent something she has absolutely no evidence is even occurring.

Gee, it sure sounds like all that redistricting the Republican Party did down in Georgia, finally gave the Russian Federation the representation they paid for in the US Congress.  It’s sort of like Joe Biden has Jen Psaki as his Press Secretary, while Vladimir Putin gets Marjorie Taylor Greene, Steve Bannon, and Tucker Carlson.  Of course, the oddest thing is we now have half the Republican Party reciting the Kremlin Party line verbatim, while the other half are demanding we start a nuclear war with Russia.  Talk about a “big tent,” the Republican tent now stretches from the Deep South - all the way to Petersburg, Russia.  Why, that tent’s almost large enough to house Putin’s ego!


Of course, the one thing Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t bother to tell you is that just about every country in the entire world does “biolab research,” but it’s “bioweapons labs” that are an actual threat.  I mean, contagious diseases are studied and identified in biolabs, not to mention treatments such as life-saving vaccines are also developed in biolabs.  Frankly, now that we’re on the subject, a lot of folks would like to know just what the hell kind of “lab” did Marjorie Taylor Greene’s brain actually come out of.  Now, my guess is that it wasn’t a “biolab,” but more likely a “chocolate lab.”


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