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White House Communications Director Hope Hicks Resigning

White House Communications Director Hope Hicks Resigning:  Just one day after testifying in front of the House Intelligence Committee and acknowledging having told little “white lies” for President Trump, White House Communications Director Hope Hicks is resigning.  This has some analysts wondering whether the Administration will be able to find another such loyal and trusted employee as Hicks.  Hell, if you ask me - that’s the least of their concerns.  Just watch Fox News some evening and you’ll quickly find there’s no shortage of “hicks” out there - willing to lie and cheat for this administration.



Three Space Station Astronauts Land in Kazakhstan:  Three members of the Expedition 54 crew aboard the International Space Station (ISS), returned to Earth on after months in space, landing at a site southeast of the remote town of Dzhezkazgan in Kazakhstan.  In a rather embarrassing moment for local officials, the astronauts took a quick look around Kazakhstan and demanded they immediately be shot right back up into space.



Republican Claims Holocaust Happened Because Jews Weren’t Armed:  In an attempt to counter all the demands for gun legislation after the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School mass shooting, Republican Congressman Don Young told a group of fellow Republicans that if Jews had been heavily armed during the Holocaust, they would still be alive today.  Excellent point he’s making!  Good grief, if only Anne Frank had just had the foresight to run down to her local gun shop and purchase herself a bunch of automatic weapons and lots of ammo, I’m sure she could effortlessly fought off the German Army.  Or, better yet - as President Trump and the NRA are advocating - they should have just armed the school teachers. 

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