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Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists

Lost Amazon Villages Uncovered by Archaeologists:  Once people assumed the Amazon was a near-uninhabited rainforest, but researchers say they have found new evidence of 81 sites in previously uncharted territory, that prove it was in fact a hive of human activity and home to millions of people.  Researchers are quick to point out that while most of these Amazon villages appear to have once been thriving, most lacked the convenience of next-day Prime delivery our modern-day Amazon offers.  After all, you can’t really expect next-day delivery if you’re living in a “lost village.”



After Stormy - Many Wonder How Much Porn Stars Make:  With Donald Trump’s alleged payoff of porn star Stormy Daniels all over the news, many are left wondering just how much does a porn star really make?  Well, if my math is correct - she swatted Trump’s fat ass with a magazine a couple of times and then deposited a check for $130K into her bank account.  That breaks down to $65,000 per swat.  I have to assume that’s a helluva lot better payday than anybody working on the police swat team.




Study Finds Attending Concerts Can Increase Lifespan:  According to a new study, people who regularly attend live concert shows experience a 21% increase in the feeling of well-being, which researchers now believe can help prolong one’s lifespan.  The one possible exception may be a Nickelback concert, where you’re more likely to wish you were dead.

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