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Stormy Daniels Offers to Pay the $130,000 Back to Trump

Stormy Daniels Offers to Pay the $130,000 Back to Trump:  As the Trump legal team threatens to sue to prevent her appearance on 60-Minutes from airing, adult film star Stormy Daniels has offered to pay Donald Trump back the $130,000 in “hush money” she claims his lawyer gave her in order to stop her from speaking freely about her affair with the president.  Gee, they’re threatening to sue her over a binding agreement that Trump claims never happened?  Looks like someone has him by the cojones?  She sure seems to have a “leg up” on him - so to speak.  She’s created the “perfect storm(y).”  And while I’m no financial advisor, if I were Trump - I think I’d consider taking that wade of cash and pay back some of those Russians he owes.


Putin Denies Russian Government Collusion in US Election:  Russian President Vladimir Putin has told NBC News correspondent Megyn Kelly that he "couldn't care less" if Russian citizens tried to interfere in the 2016 American presidential election because they were not in any way connected to the Kremlin.  Yea, well mark my words, just as soon as he leaves office, look for he and Judith Regan to collaborate on a book deal and call it “If I Colluded.” 



Neil deGrasse Tyson Has New Video Refuting Flat Earth Theory:  In a new video, Neil deGrasse Tyson and comedian Chuck Nice address the issues raised by Flat Earth advocates who’s beliefs are becoming widely recognized in some circles because of the internet.  My suggestion to Flat Earthers is if you want people to stop thinking you’re nuts, why not just go to the edge of the Earth, snap a friggin picture with your smartphone and problem solved.

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