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Trump Continues Purge With McMaster Firing

Trump Continues Purge With McMaster Firing:  According to people familiar with his plans, President Trump has decided to remove H.R. McMaster as his national security adviser and is actively discussing potential replacements.  True to his word, President Trump has assembled all the best people to fire.  Wonder how General McMaster will learn his fate?  I’m gonna go out on a limb here and place my bet on either Instagram or Snapchat.



Teen Girl Owes $20,000 in Damages After a House Party:  A 14-year-old Canadian girl is in major trouble after she snatched her parent’s credit card, rented a house in West Vancouver and threw a massive party for her and all her friends - resulting in $20,000 damage to the property.  To her credit, she didn’t run up a huge catering bill because she chose to serve the kids Tide Pods for hors d’oeuvres.




Trump Brags About Lying to Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau:  President Donald Trump boasted to his audience at a recent fundraiser that he just made up some trade balance data in a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau - without even having a clue about whether it was factual or not.  Gee, I could have sworn that the definition of people who lie when there is no logical reason to do so are known as “pathological liars.”  Thank you, religious zealots in trailer parks - for bestowing this upon us.  All I can say is, "very stable geniuses” sure seem to have some very unusual ideas when it comes to conducting foreign policy.

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