Giuliani Quits Law Firm After a Week Of Unhinged Interviews

Giuliani Quits Law Firm After a Week Of Unhinged Interviews: After a week of what many felt were totally unhinged media appearances since becoming one of President Trump’s personal attorneys, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the Greenberg Traurig law firm abruptly announced that Giuliani had “resigned” - effective immediately.

Wow, that sure didn’t take long! Why he was escorted out of that job faster than you can say “Stormy Daniels.” On the other hand, I have to assume “resigning” is way better than being thrown out of a 45th floor office tower window. And to be completely honest, after watching some of his media appearances, I wasn’t quite clear as to whether Rudy was actually working for - the defense or the prosecution.

But in all fairness - it does take time to memorize all the “alternative facts” the White house has offered in this case. Anyway, after Trump fires him in a month or two, I'm sensing Rudy’s next big career move will be into an assisted living facility or perhaps New York's Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital. Two wonderful places where Rudy can while away the hours, reminiscing about how he saved the day during 911.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

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