Texas Lt Gov Blames Too Many Doors for Mass Shooting: In response to the recent attack which killed ten at Santa Fe High School in Texas, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick - who is an evangelical Christian and a strong NRA supporter - is claiming the problem isn’t guns, its because schools in Texas have way too many doors.
Speaking of doors - is it just me, or does Lt Gov Patrick sound completely unhinged? “Let’s see what’s behind door number 3? Oh crap - its a shooter!” But if doors really are the problem, perhaps we had better start screening all our doors before we use them - and after they’ve been screened, we could label them “screen doors.” But I digress.
In the meantime, in the face of this new anti-door movement, many citizens are rebelling - declaring themselves “pro-door.” My feeling is if you take all the doors away from the good guys, then only the bad guys will have doors. Anyway, none of this really matters in the long run - because when next school shooting occurs, the NRA will probably claim it happened because the schools have way too many windows.
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