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Astronomers Confirm Key Einstein Theory of General Relativity

Astronomers Confirm Key Einstein Theory of General Relativity:  A consortium of astronomers said they had for the first time confirmed a prediction of Albert Einstein’s theory of general relativity by observing the gravitational effects of a supermassive black hole on a star zipping by it.  Now that’s just one of Einstein’s many brilliant observations.  If you ask me, his most profound observation was when he demonstrated beyond any doubt how time always flies by faster - on the weekends.



Elon Musk Shares Stunning Boring Company Tunnel Image:  Following a Hyperloop Event, Elon Musk shared an impressive picture of a 2.7 mile tunnel his The Boring Company is digging as the test bed for some of the company’s larger projects.  Good grief, who wants to look at a photograph of a damn tunnel?  BORING!  I mean, why would he assume anyone would find some hole in the ground even remotely interesting?  Can you dig what I’m saying? 




No Toilet Paper for Passengers on United Flight:  Every airline seems to be cutting back on something, but United took it to a whole new level by taking off for a ten-hour flight without any toilet paper on board, claiming that restocking would have caused a delay.  I don’t know about you, but if I were on that flight - I wouldn’t have taken that crap.


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