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Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Arrest

Charges Against Stormy Daniels Dropped After Ohio Arrest:  Charges against adult film actress Stormy Daniels have been dropped less than 24 hours after she was arrested in a strip club in Columbus - Ohio law prohibits anyone in a sexually oriented business from knowingly touching a patron or another employee who is not a member of their immediate family.  Gee, people in a sexually oriented business can only legally touch members of their immediate family?  Now I’m no legal expert, but that sounds like incest.  Talk about an “extended family!”  Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels’ fans are saying the Ohio vice squad - is not a very nice squad.



Neutrino That Struck Antarctica Traced to Galaxy 3.7B Light Years Away:  Astronomers are claiming that high-energy neutrinos that crashed into Earth in Antarctica, has been traced back to a galaxy that is some 3.7 billion light years away.  Wow, blaming a galaxy so far away seems kind of unfair.  I mean, if that galaxy wanted to deny it was their neutrinos crashing into us, its gonna take them at least 3.7 billion years to defend themselves. 




Rumors of Melania Trump Having a Body Double Reignited:  Social media has been buzzing with conspiracy theories again about Melania having a body double after the images of the woman leaving Air Force One in Brussels with President Trump didn't look very much like Melania.  Oh, what’s the dig deal if she does have a body double?  Hell, it isn’t like she actually does anything anyway.

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