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Gotti Grandson Arrested for Operating Illegal Car Scrap Yard

Gotti Grandson Arrested for Operating Illegal Car Scrap Yard:  The grandson of John Gotti has been arrested in Queens for falsifying business records and operating an unregistered scrap yard which authorities claim scrapped approximately 400 vehicles between Feb. 14th and April 5th.  A license?  Fuggedaboutit!  But come on, this is nothing.  Hell, my neighbor's driveway could probably be considered an "illegal scrapyard.”  Anyway, I guess Gotti can “scrap” that idea.  On a positive note, given his familiarity with the waste business - maybe Trump will now consider him for the next EPA director.



President Trump to Invite Putin to Washington in the Autumn:  The White House announced that President Trump has asked national security adviser John Bolton to invite Russian President Vladimir Putin to Washington in the autumn.  Wow, that was quick!  Didn’t they just have a 2 hour conjugal visit in Helsinki?  Anyway, I guess its always been a good idea to invite the boss over for dinner.




Old Surface Mines Used for Bee Hives in Appalachia:  Beekeepers in the Appalachia area are now using old, abandoned surface mines to colonize new bee hives.  While some approve of the new hives, others say we should just leave them bee.

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