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Roseanne Barr Claims Voting for Trump Got Her Fired

Roseanne Barr Claims Voting for Trump Got Her Fired:  After initially blaming the drug Ambien, then various other people and entities, Roseanne Barr now is claiming that she was fired from her hit TV show simply because she voted for Donald Trump.  Interesting claim, given that she got her show AFTER Trump was elected and much of the storyline was about her BEING a Trump supporter.  Now if my calculations are correct, about the only ones she hasn’t blamed so far are the “lizard people.”



Democrats Less Likely to Cheat on Spouses than Republicans:  According to researchers who matched voter records to 80,000 accounts hacked from adultery website Ashley Madison, Democrats used the website substantially less than other US voters.  In response, an angry Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Larry Craig, Roy Moore, Mark Sanford and Arnold Schwarzenegger held a news conference to denounce the study as nothing but more “fake news.”




Memorial Planned to Honor Gap Founder Donald G. Fisher:  A memorial is being planned in San Francisco to mark the 9th anniversary of GAP co-founded Donald G. Fisher’s passing, died in 2009 at age 81.  I think we can safely assume those invited to attend were told to “dress casual.”


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