Enquirer’s David Pecker Kept Safe Full of Documents on Trump

Enquirer’s David Pecker Kept Safe Full of Documents on Trump: With the news that he has just been given immunity, employees of the National Enquirer’s parent company are claiming that chairman and Trump ally David Pecker has a safe full of information about Donald Trump’s hush money arrangements and other incriminating documents from which he derives “power.”

Wow, that’s gotta be a pretty large-capacity safe. But even if David Pecker does turn over Trump’s confidential information to Robert Mueller, Trump shouldn’t feel too bad. After all, he’s not the first person to get screwed by a Pecker. But just to be on the safe side, let’s not have Geraldo be the guy who opens that safe.

And honestly, I’m starting to think like I may be about the only person on the planet who doesn’t have something I can use to blackmail Trump. One thing’s for sure, you can expect Trump to soon start accusing the National Enquirer of being "fake news" - which ironically, may be about as close to the truth as this President Trump will ever get.

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