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Amazon Announces New Alexa-Controlled Microwave Oven

Amazon Announces New Alexa-Controlled Microwave Oven:  Amazon has officially gotten into the kitchen appliance market with its new $59.99 Alexa-controlled microwave oven.  Analysts say its the perfect item those who feel that having to push three or four buttons to cook a meal is just way too much work.  Unfortunately, it appears folks will still have to get their butts up off the couch and physically put the food into the microwave if they want it cooked.  Now I ask you, where is the justice in that?



Bill Cosby Attorneys Argue He’s Legally Blind:  In court during his sentencing hearing, Bill Cosby’s attorneys argued that he should receive the lightest possible sentence because he’s legally blind.  OK, he may be legally blind, but you know what - I still wouldn’t advise going on a blind date with him.




First Photos From the Surface of an Asteroid Released:  Following the successful deployment of a pair of tiny rovers from Japan’s Hayabusa-2 spacecraft, the first color images from an asteroid’s surface have been send back to Earth.  Wow, interesting!  It looks a lot like a huge chunk of rock that’s hurling through space.  Who knew?  Anyway, all kidding aside, I suppose we should congratulate the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) - you rock - literally!

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