President Trump Says He and Kim Jong-Un Fell in Love

President Trump Says He and Kim Jong-Un Fell in Love: President Donald Trump told a rally of his followers in Wheeling, West Virginia that he and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un “fell in love” over the course of their on-again off-again detente, adding that Kim wrote him the most “beautiful letters.”

Ahhh, now ain’t dictator love sweet? Gee, wonder if it was love at first sight - first sight of those sexy ICBM’s. Why Mr Trump, what big missile silos you have! Of course, Kim is 27 and Donald is 72 - and that could cause a conflict - not to mention the hard feelings once Comrade Putin discovers he’s been dumped for a younger dictator.

My question is, could this mean we can expect to see the Rainbow Flag proudly flying over the oval office in the near future? I’m not too sure Mr Trump’s alt-right minions of homophobic followers will be all too happy about that. Anyway, this whole love affair is kind of like an all dictator interpretation of the timeless classic “Romeo and Juliet.” Is it so wrong to secretly wish for the same ending?

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