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Televangelist Claims if Democrats Win They’ll Slaughter Thousands Of Christians

Televangelist Claims if Democrats Win They’ll Slaughter Thousands Of Christians:  Christian TV host Rick Wiles is warning his viewers that if Democrats win back power, they will slaughter “tens of thousands of Christians.”  I’ll tell you what, this guy knows what the hell he’s talking about, cause I’ve seen them myself - tens of millions of them - well-trained and heavily-armed Democrat, communist atheists - just sitting around drinking their cafe lattes, cussing and swearing, watching CNN and Robert De Niro movies , mocking President Trump, reading science books, baking wedding cakes for gay people and having abortions - all this, while they wait for George Soros to give the order to attack.  It’s not very pretty my friend.



Survey Finds Very Few Smokers Know Sugar is Added to Cigarettes:  A new survey suggests that very few smokers are aware that sugar has been added to cigarettes and that that added sugar increases the toxins in cigarette smoke.  That’s why most dentists will tell you that if you must smoke, you’re much better off smoking crack.




Owning a Cat Increases Women’s Risk of Committing Suicide:  A new study has discovered a link between women who own cats and women who tried to kill themselves - pointing out that parasites cats carry can cause mental illness.  So, if I’m understanding this suicide data correctly, these cats should basically be considered as kind of “Kitty Kevorkians."

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