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Man Runs Back Into Burning Home to Save His Beer

Man Runs Back Into Burning Home to Save His Beer:  Firefighters say a Georgia man is lucky to be alive after he and his family fled a burning house, but then decided to go back in to retrieve the remainder of his six-pack of Bud Light and got caught in a backdraft - which slammed the door shut on him.  Now on the surface, that may seem like a foolish thing to do, but neighbors are calling him a hero for trying to save his “best buds.”



Study Says Ice in UK Fast-Food Chains Has More Bacteria Than Toilets:  A new study by the Daily Mail found that six out of 10 of Britain’s most popular fast-food chains including McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, Starbucks, Café Rouge and Nando’s serve ice that contains more bacteria than is found in their toilets.  So next time you’re ordering fast-food and the cashier asks you “would you care for anything to drink with that” - just tell them “no thanks, I’ll just be drinking right out of the toilet.” 




Bra With Sensors That Can Detect Breast Cancer:  A new $1000 bra that is lined with extremely precision sensors which are designed to detect breast cancer, is expected to hit the market very soon.  In addition, the bra can also inform you when you’re about to run out of money - which will likely happen shortly after you finish shelling out a thousand bucks for a bra.

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