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New Study Links Alzheimer’s to Gum Disease

New Study Links Alzheimer’s to Gum Disease:  Researchers say they have found evidence linking bacteria in gum disease to Alzheimer's disease - after researches examined brain tissue from patients with Alzheimer's and found toxic enzymes from gum disease bacteria in more than 90 percent of the samples.  Well, that sounds easy enough to rectify.  If Alzheimer’s is caused by gum disease, just don’t chew gum. 



Impact With Mysterious Planet May Have Brought Life to Earth:  Scientists believe that 4.4 billion of years ago, a mysterious embryonic world with a sulfurous core smashed into Earth which created not only the moon, but also the possibility of life here on Earth.  Scientists say that on the other hand, had this mysterious planet slammed into Uranus, it probably wouldn’t have brought forth life - but more likely caused a catastrophic, interplanetary bowel movement.




Study Suggests Marriage Drives Women to Drink:  New research suggests that marriage may drive a woman to drink, not necessarily because she's unhappy, but because she's influenced by her husband's alcohol consumption.  To combat this trend, researchers are advising women to consider marrying Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses. 

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