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Pelosi’s Letter Basically Bans Traditional State of the Union Address

Pelosi’s Letter Basically Bans Traditional State of the Union Address:  Top Congressional scholar Larry Tribe of Harvard points out that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s letter asking President Trump to delay the State of the Union address is less of a request and more of an order, adding that without Speaker Pelosi’s OK - the President is essentially uninvited.  Of course, all that really means is Trump will make history by becoming the first President to tweet the State of the Union Address.



People Say a Pothole in Lancashire UK Looks Like Paul McCartney:  After the United Kingdom’s Lancashire Evening Post published a story about potholes in the area, many readers wrote in to point out they thought that one of the potholes resembles none other than former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.  Now the paper didn’t specify exactly where the pothole is located, but I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume it’s down “a long and winding road.”  




Daily Movement Like Household Chores Boosts Elderly Brain Health:  A new study found that even simple housework like cooking or cleaning may make a difference in brain health of people in their 70s and 80s.  So if I’m understanding this correctly, as soon as someone starts closing in on age 70, it’s time to start putting in those job applications for housekeeper?  

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