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Lady Gaga Arrives at Oscars Wearing $30 Million Tiffany Diamond

Lady Gaga Arrives at Oscars Wearing $30 Million Tiffany Diamond:  Best Actress nominee Lady Gaga arrived at the 2019 Oscars in a custom Alexander McQueen gown with major Audrey Hepburn vibes-and one of the most iconic pieces of jewelry in history, a 128.54-carat fancy yellow Tiffany diamond - thought to be worth more than $30 million.  Wow, I see she wore a long black dress.  So, I’m guessing that means Tiffany’s must have nixed the idea of her wearing the meat dress this evening.



Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Busted for Soliciting a Prostitute:  New England Patriots owner and Donald Trump pal Robert Kraft is facing charges for soliciting a prostitute on at least 2 separate occasions at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Florida in Florida.  So, I see he’s added a prostitution ring to go with his six Super Bowl rings.  I’m guessing that means the grandkids will no longer be encouraged to run over sit on Grandpa’s lap at family gatherings!



Mexican Court Denies Drug Lord’s Request for House Arrest:  A court in Mexico has denied a request by convicted drug lord Miguel Angel Felix Gallardo to serve out his sentence under house arrest due to his bad health and advanced age.  Now I’m certainly no legal expert, but I’m thinking that when you’re asking the court for “house arrest,” maybe you shouldn’t pick a “crack house.”


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