Trump Suggests Police, Military and Bikers Could Play Rough With Foes:

Trump Suggests Police, Military and Bikers Could Play Rough With Foes: Breitbart has just published an incredibly scary interview with President Trump in which the President bragged that his supporters in the military, police and even biker gangs would immediately come to his aid in a way that would be “very bad, very bad” if things such as all these Democrat-led investigations get “to a certain point.”

Seriously? A President of the United States is actually threatening violence against his political opponents? I’ll tell you what, before Trump goes any further with these threats, he’d better make damn sure his follower’s red MEGA hats color-coordinate well with his other supporter’s brown shirts. After all, there’s no point in offending his fashion-conscious wife and daughter and their trendy friends.

But what is really disturbing about all this - is now that we have a US President threatening what actually amounts to the majority of Americans, what the hell does he expect people like Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un and ISIS members to do with their time? Isn’t that supposed to be their job? I know he promised to bring jobs back home to America, but this is ridiculous.

That said, I suppose about the only comfort any of us can find in this, would be that since the rebellion is gonna be led by none other than Donald J. Trump himself - you can just bet your bottom dollar that if it’s raining, the civil war will have to be postponed so the moisture doesn’t ruin the President’s comb-over.

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