Mueller Objected to Barr’s Characterization of Russia Findings

Mueller Objected to Barr’s Characterization of Russia Findings: Its being reported that special counsel Robert Mueller wrote a letter in late March to Attorney General William Barr, objecting to Barr’s characterization of the Russia investigation’s conclusions - complaining that Barr misrepresented the “context” of the probe.

Gee, if one didn’t know better, they might get the impression that Attorney General Barr thinks his job is to represent Donald Trump - not the people of the United States. I have an idea, why if Robert Mueller really feels Barr is mischaracterizing his report - how about Wikileaks? I’m pretty sure they might be willing to distribute the report for him if he asks them nicely.

Of course, Barr is supposed to testify before Congress, but I have a feeling that’s not gonna happen. My guess is he’s gonna call in sick - claiming he has the measles! I hear it’s been going around. And if the measles excuse doesn’t work, perhaps he might look into borrowing Paul Manafort's wheel chair.

One thing’s for sure, if Mueller ever is called in to testify, some network could make a frigg’in fortune selling the whole thing as a Pay-Per-View. Hell, I don’t think there’s enough popcorn in the entire world to cover that show. And the way I see it, if Congress won’t subpoena him, at least someone ought to invite him to appear on "The View."

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