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Trump Claims Women and Doctors Conspire to Execute Babies

Trump Claims Women and Doctors Conspire to Execute Babies:  At a recent rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin, President Trump launched into yet another attack against women’s reproductive rights with an incredibly incendiary and completely bogus claim that routinely, after babies are born, women and their doctors meet privately to decide whether or not to “execute" the child.  

Wow, who knew?  Well, thank goodness we have a President who has enough imagination to point something like that out.  That said, I must admit I’m a wee bit surprised that the President also forgot to mention that “shortly after the procedure, they all get together to BBQ them.” 

Of course, as I’m sure the President would happily tell you, none of this is very surprising when you consider it’s a well-known fact (in some circles) that most everyone working in OB-GYN believes the highlight of their day is their daily “execution roundtable” - a time when everyone gathers in a dimly-lit room to discuss how they plan meet their daily quotas for murdering babies.  

Now, about the only question remaining to be answered is, how long before one of President Trump’s loyal followers takes his statement at face value and shows up at a maternity ward, armed with a AR-15, determined to blast the hell out of the place?

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