Critics In Awe Over Pikey the Cat’s Acting Debate: This is the only known pic of Pikey the Cat during his acting debut. Yea, this is pretty powerful stuff, which is why I had to post it. I showed this pic to a friend of mine and she was utterly speechless - couldn't say a word.
I said "what's the matter, cat got your tongue?" She told me no, she had already lost most of her tongue during a botched dental surgery about eight years ago back in Keokuk, Iowa.
I asked her if she sued and she turned around, looked me right in the eyes - and said “suing would be out of the question." Turns out, her dentist was also her lawyer. Hell, I just shook my head and walked away as fast as my feet would carry me. I was in total shock.
That's right, I needed a place to vomit, yet somehow, almost instinctively, I knew that the dry goods section in Trader Joe's was no place to do it - all the time, and knowing full-well, Pikey the Cat wouldn’t hesitate to vomit anywhere.
Now, I’m not always right, I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life - but upchucking in the Trader Joe’s dry goods section isn’t one of them. I got in my car and drove away with a big smile on my face. I knew I’d made the right decision.
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