GOP Rep Defends Former Navy SEAL Accused of War Crimes

GOP Rep Defends Former Navy SEAL Accused of War Crimes: Rep. Duncan Hunter of California is making a rather odd defense of former Navy SEAL Chief Eddie Gallagher, who’s been accused of war crimes - including shooting a teenage girl and an elderly man to death in Iraq, indiscriminately opening fire into crowds and intimidating witnesses, including fellow Navy SEALs who tried to report him. Anyway, in defending Gallagher, Hunter is admitting that he also took photos and videos of himself with dead enemy bodies while serving in the Marine Corps.

Well, we’re certainly at an interesting point in our history, when we now have elected officials proudly admitting to having committed war crimes. Is it just me, or does the Republican Party under Trump seem to be constantly inventing new ways to prove what horrible excuses for human beings they’ve become?

Of course, criminal complaints are nothing new to Duncan Hunter. After all, he and his wife are facing 60 federal charges themselves, including conspiracy, wire fraud and falsification of records over using campaign funds for personal spending - but who’s counting?

Hey, I got an idea which may help to prevent any future war crimes charges from arising. Why, now that President Trump is so tight with his BFF Kim Jong-un, perhaps he could have Kim fly over to the US and teach a few classes to top GOP cadre on the latest techniques for concealing human rights abuses? I mean, there’s nothing like hearing it from an expert.

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GOP Lawmaker Says Trump’s Conduct Crosses Impeachment Threshold

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Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone

Nigerian President Denies Dying and Being Replaced by a Clone: Speaking at a recent conference, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor or a clone, breaking his silence on a rumor that has been circulating on social media for months. Wait a minute, I think I saw that movie - “ Weekend at Muhammadu’s. ” And, if I remember correctly - wasn’t it was a Sudanese actor who played the lead? Who do they think they’re kidding anyway? After all, I wasn’t born yesterday! Now, of course, I’m sitting out here in California - so I have no sure-fire way to confirm or deny all these rumors, but I do know one thing - if you can’t believe Nigerian e-mails and social media posts, what the hell can you believe? https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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