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Trump Promises Feds Will Look Into Authenticity of Greek Yogurt

Trump Promises Feds Will Look Into Authenticity of Greek Yogurt:  The U.S. Department of Agriculture just announced they will be conducting an investigation into the authentically of products sold in the United States which are claiming to be Greek Yogurt.  

You know, good for them.  I always did wonder how the hell anyone could possibly tell if it’s really “Greek Yogurt” they’re eating, or if their so-called Greek yogurt is just a bunch homemade crap mixed together by some schmuck back in Athens, Ohio?  

Now, I’m sure most of you are saying “what the hell’s difference, it’s all Greek to me anyway.”  Well, that kind of attitude is a surefire way to turn your fancy yogurt purchase into a Greek tragedy.     

That said, I’m pretty damn sure this Greek yogurt I purchased over at Trader Joe’s is the real thing.  Why, this stuff tastes so authentic, it’s almost like getting your own, private Acropolis in every bite.  

But be forewarned, this stuff ain’t cheap and, if you don’t compare prices - it'll leave your finances in ruins.  On the other hand, maybe that’s why you’re buying “Greek” yogurt in the first place.

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