Giuliani Claims Pompeo Knew He Pushed Ukraine to Investigate Biden

Giuliani Claims Pompeo Knew He Pushed Ukraine to Investigate Biden: President Donald Trump's personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, seemed to be trying to implicate Secretary of State Mike Pompeo when he made the rounds on Sunday’s talk show circuit, claiming Pompeo was well-aware of his efforts to persuade Ukrainian authorities to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden.

Rudy keeps claiming he was talking to the Ukrainians at the behest of the State Department. OK, I get that. So he’s been working for the State Department, but for which country?

Hell, it’s getting to the point where Congress has been gathering so much damning evidence, just from watching Rudy and Trump incriminate themselves on live TV, they might not even need anyone to testifying at the damn impeachment hearings.

Good grief, this administration has been eating their own so fast, they’re damn-near in danger of being charged with cannibalism. Of course, Trump will most certainly deny that, by claiming he’s a vegetarian.

I mean - come on - if they really felt Biden and his son needed to be investigated, why not just call the FBI? Of course, we all know the answer to that, don’t we? They didn’t happen to have the number handy in their Rolodex.

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