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Televangelist Jim Bakker Ordered To Stop Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure

Televangelist Jim Bakker Ordered To Stop Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure:  New York’s Attorney General has given the Jim Bakker Show 10 days to comply with a cease-and-desist letter that orders Bakker to stop touting his “Silver Solution” products, which he claims will cure the coronavirus in just 12 hours. 
No kidding - you mean to tell me that Jim Bakker, the Walmart Antichrist - is still in business?  Sounds like that dude’s got it goin on!  And now he’s got himself a homemade “silver solution” that cures the coronavirus in just 12 hours?  

Wow, it’s a damn good thing these televangelists work tax free!  That means more money guys like Bakker can throw into their epidemiological scientific research.  Now, I suppose about the only thing left, is for President Trump to award him one of those “Medal of Freedom” thingies he loves to give out.

And, if that wasn’t exciting enough, now that we have the Jim Bakker “Silver Solution” coronavirus cure, scientists will now be completely freed-up to work on another horrifying epidemic that seems to be spreading across the country - it’s called “stupidity!"

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