Trump Now Bragging About TV Ratings for Coronavirus Briefings

Trump Now Bragging About TV Ratings for Coronavirus Briefings: President Trump took to Twitter on Sunday and repeatedly bragged about the television ratings of the near-daily coronavirus briefings - which many say he has managed to hijack - describing them as “Bachelor finale and Monday Night Football type numbers.”

Gosh, silly me! And here I thought those briefings were supposed to be about the coronavirus, not Donald Trump. My take is, folks watch his briefings for about the same reason they watch NASCAR, they know a huge wreck is about to take place!

Now, I don’t know about you guys, but really don’t pay all much attention to those coronavirus briefings until after the “Trump Show” portion of it is over - you know, when the adults finally take the podium.

Of course, in all fairness, under Trump’s leadership, America has now managed to become number one in the world for coronavirus cases. That ought to count for something.

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Sen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in Mexico

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White House Calls Trump Property the Perfect G7 Meeting Location

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Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members

Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members: President Trump shocked reporters by telling them that he is hesitant to allow any Bahamians to enter the US after Hurricane Dorian, because the island is full of "bad gang members.” Right, “bad gang members.” That’s as opposed to all the “good gang members” who follow him. You know, like the KKK, the neo-Nazis and all those white-supremacist militia gangs. But come on, if Trump really thought that there’s all these “bad guys” roaming around in the Bahamas, you’d think he’d have invited them to meet with him at Camp David by now. That said, my guess is that about the only thing Donald Trump actually knows about the Bahamas is that it’s surrounded bigly, by a Yuge bunch of water. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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