Hundreds Turn Out in Portland for Proud Boys Rally

Hundreds Turn Out in Portland for Proud Boys Rally: Hundreds of extremist, right-wing, white supremacist protesters from the Proud Boys organization, attended demonstrations in Portland, Ore. on Saturday in support of President Trump and his "law and order" reelection campaign.

Now, for those of you who are not exactly sure who the hell these Proud Boys are, they kind of remind me of the Village People, only these guys can’t sing. Frankly, I think “Putin’s Boys” would have been a better choice for a name, but that’s just me. One thing’s for sure, no one is ever gonna refer to these half-wits as the "Smart Boys.”

That said, I do have to admit that rallies like this serve to remind me just how much President Trump is doing to bring the races in our country back together again. Of course, he’s bringing them back together to beat the hell out of each other, but he’s definitely bringing them back together and - the White House feels that ought to count for something.

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