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Trump Admits Intentionally Playing Down the Deadly Coronavirus


Trump Admits Intentionally Playing Down the Deadly Coronavirus:
  The President’s top advisers have been scrambling to contain the fallout from a forthcoming Bob Woodward book, in which a snarky President Trump acknowledged he deliberately played down the horrific and deadly nature of the rapidly spreading coronavirus last winter, in an attempt to avoid a creating a “frenzy.”

Oh, how considerate of you Mr President!  I know the last thing you’d ever wanna do, is create a “frenzy.”  Especially, after you’ve already created a “panic,” telling white suburbanites that black people and Antifa are on their way “to burn down all your homes and your cities.”


My goodness, let’s hope all this negative publicity doesn’t hurt your chances to snag that Nobel Peace Prize.  Meanwhile, when asked by his pals over at Fox News, the President snarled that he wouldn’t be reading Bob Woodward’s book.  No kidding!  Why, you’d have to know how to read, to do that.  


Now, the President could always try and distract everyone from all this bad news, by simply doing something positive for a change.  Of course, Donald Trump would have no idea whatsoever - how one would go about doing something positive.  


Oh wait - the President did suggest that people could fight off the virus by injecting bleach.  I mean, that oughta at least count for something.


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