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Company Sells World’s Most Expensive Tires for $600,000 a Set


Company Sells World’s Most Expensive Tires for $600,000 a Set:  The Dubai-based Z Tyre company has unveiled the world’s most expensive car tires, which will be sold at a staggering $600,000 a set.  These are high-performance tires, which have been beautifully encrusted with sparkling diamonds and 24-carat gold leaf.

Good grief, even with all those diamonds and gold, I still think those prices are overinflated.  My guess is - they’re just jacking up the price.  In fact, customers have tried to go round and round with Z Tyre, hoping they’ll lower the price, but can’t seem to find any traction.  As we all know, salesmen can exert a lot of pressure on tire customers.  That’s the way they roll. 

One thing’s for sure, if you want affordable tires, better steer clear of these tire salesmen.  Why, these lugs will drive you nuts.  For one thing, you never get the same salesperson twice - because they rotate the salesforce.  And, they never have blow-out sales.  They put the brakes on that, a long time ago.  Hell, with these tires, just scraping the curb - could set you back a hundred grand.

So, as you can see, I never run out of tire jokes.  Just when you think I’ve told the last one, I have more to spare.  And, my tire jokes never come up flat.  In fact, this has been a pretty Goodyear for tire puns.  But then again, it’s not like I’m reinventing the wheel.  Oh sure, most of these jokes deserve a rim shot, but if people don’t like them, all I can say is - “don’t tread on me.”


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