Giuliani Fires Conspiracy Theorist Powell After Insane Press Conference

Giuliani Fires Conspiracy Theorist Powell After Insane Press Conference: President Donald J. Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani has confirmed that Sidney Powell is no longer a member of the Trump legal team. Sidney Powell is the lawyer, who basically claimed at Trump’s last legal team press conference, that Georgia’s Republican Gov. Brian Kemp conspired with the CIA to accept a bribe from deceased Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez (who died back in 2013), to throw the Georgia election for the Democrats and Joe Biden.

Wow, sounds like bat shit and crazy - have just decided to go their own separate ways. Now, if my math is correct, she only lasted about half a Scaramucci. I’ll tell you one thing, when you’re considered too far out there for Rudy and his Total Landscaping team, that’s a very special kind of crazy.

Her downfall came, when she promised to expose an election scandal of “biblical proportions,” but when the time came, she couldn’t produce the 100 million locusts. I’ll tell ya what, the insane things she said at that press conference, are almost enough to make black hair dye, run right down the side of your face.

That said, she knows she has no one else to blame for the big mess she’s in - but Hugo Chavez and possibly George Soros. Even so, I wouldn’t be too hard on her. She was simply trying to channel her inner Michele Bachmann. Oh well, no big deal. Hell, she can always find a job clerking for Justice Amy Coney Barrett.

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Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis

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