Trump Tweets Declaration of War on Republican Party

Trump Tweets Declaration of War on Republican Party: Lashing out on Twitter, President Trump is just furious that the Republicans in the Senate are acknowledging that President-elect Joe Biden won the 2020 election - claiming that “I saved at least 8 Republican Senators, including Mitch, from losing in the last rigged (for President) election,” and "Now they (almost all) sit back and watch me fight against a crooked and vicious foe, the Radical Left Democrats. I will NEVER FORGET!”

Now, I have no idea about whether or not he’ll actually ever forget about those perceived “ungrateful Republicans,” but what I do know is - he sure seems to have forgotten about coronavirus pretty damn fast. Funny how the memory works, isn’t it?

But, good grief! What a darn shame it would be, if the entire Trump cult, just up and decided to declare war on Republicans - and then either formed their own party, or simply refused to vote Republican? Hell, I’m tearing up a wee bit, just thinking about it.

Why, if something like that were to happen, just how in the hell would Republicans be expected to win enough seats to assume their roles as obstructionists on every decent piece of legislation that would benefit average Americans? It’s horrifying - I tell you! But, that said, I promise to somehow - try my best to learn to live with it.

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