GOP Congressman Labels Transgender People an Insult to God

GOP Congressman Labels Transgender People an Insult to God: In a fiery speech during a House debate on the passage of the Equality Act, Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL) read from Deuteronomy 22:5 that "A woman must not wear men's clothing nor a man wear women's clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this” - adding that "When men or women claim to be able to choose their own sexual identity, they're making a statement that God did not know what he was doing when he created them.”

Well, in answer to Rep. Steube, I have no idea whether or not God knew what he was doing when he created men and women. All I know is, God sure must have been pretty damn “distracted” by the time he got around to creating Republicans, and He obviously didn't have a clue - when he created you!

Of course, I’m sure Rep. Steube, like most Trump-loving Republicans, will claim that he’s a “strict constitutionalist.” Well, goodie, goodie for him, but the last time I checked, that verse he quoted from Deuteronomy - didn’t make it into the constitution.

You know, it’s funny how under close examination, Bible-thumpers like Rep. Steube’s private lives usually turn up all kinds of rather interesting “non-biblically approved behavior.” The bottom line is, regardless of what Rep. Steube claims he knows about God’s wishes - the fact remains that Rush Limbaugh is dead, while Ru Paul is alive and well.

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