GOP Congressman Labels Transgender People an Insult to God

GOP Congressman Labels Transgender People an Insult to God: In a fiery speech during a House debate on the passage of the Equality Act, Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL) read from Deuteronomy 22:5 that "A woman must not wear men's clothing nor a man wear women's clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this” - adding that "When men or women claim to be able to choose their own sexual identity, they're making a statement that God did not know what he was doing when he created them.”

Well, in answer to Rep. Steube, I have no idea whether or not God knew what he was doing when he created men and women. All I know is, God sure must have been pretty damn “distracted” by the time he got around to creating Republicans, and He obviously didn't have a clue - when he created you!

Of course, I’m sure Rep. Steube, like most Trump-loving Republicans, will claim that he’s a “strict constitutionalist.” Well, goodie, goodie for him, but the last time I checked, that verse he quoted from Deuteronomy - didn’t make it into the constitution.

You know, it’s funny how under close examination, Bible-thumpers like Rep. Steube’s private lives usually turn up all kinds of rather interesting “non-biblically approved behavior.” The bottom line is, regardless of what Rep. Steube claims he knows about God’s wishes - the fact remains that Rush Limbaugh is dead, while Ru Paul is alive and well.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

During a segment on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News program, US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was told by the host that Marjorie Taylor Greene is claiming "Mr. Buttigieg is trying to emasculate the way we drive" by supporting electric vehicles. In response, Buttigieg told Cavuto that “my sense of manhood is not connected to whether my vehicle is fueled by gasoline, or whether it's fueled by electricity.” When asked by Cavuto if he was offended by what Greene said, Buttigieg remarked "To be honest, there are other members of Congress that I pay more attention to when I'm thinking about opinions that really matter.” Oh, come on now! Let’s get real. It would take a helluva lot more than an electric car to “emasculate” Marjorie Taylor Greene. Besides, I’m pretty sure “real men” actually ride horses, anyway. Of course, I’m certainly no psychiatrist, but it sounds like Greene’s anger could be a combination of both “road rage” and “roid rage,” leaving her...

Spa Founder Sold Chinese Businessmen Access to President Trump

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Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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