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Texas Governor Abbott Calls Biden Neanderthal Comments Divisive:
  After President Biden called him out for "neanderthal thinking” for suddenly rescinding all mask requirements in the middle of a deadly pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott and many GOP leaders say that President Biden is not showing “the spirit of friendship and cooperation” that Republicans have shown these past four years under President Trump. 

In fact, during a recent interview with Fox and Friends, Gov. Abbott complained that ever since Joe Biden referred to his thinking as being “neanderthal,” the state is now being overrun by anthropologists and paleontologists, hoping to finally gain more insight into the thinking of a species long considered extinct.


To illustrate his point, Gov. Abbott pointed to his recent press conference over in Luckenbach, where rather than being asked policy questions, he instead was peppered with inquiries about making stone tools and mastodon hunting techniques - questions which he called “completely ridiculous, given the fact that the Earth is only 6000 years old.” 


Meanwhile, Democrats say they’re in full agreement with President Biden’s “neanderthal comments.”  To demonstrate this, they point to Gov. Abbott’s mismanagement of the killer winter storm that recently devastated Texas, claiming this clearly proves that Abbott secretly wants to bring back the Ice Age.  


Now, I don’t know about all that, but what I do know is - if they don’t get around to upgrading that electrical grid of theirs pretty damn soon, conditions in Texas may become closer to that of the Ice Age faster than anyone could have ever imagined.


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