Scientists Making Strides Into How Dinosaurs May Have Mated

Scientists Making Strides Into How Dinosaurs May Have Mated: Scientists from the University of Bristol and the University of Massachusetts Amherst revealed in the journal Current Biology that research on a Regaliceratops peterhewsi fossil, has allowed them to draw some rather interesting conclusions in their attempt to discover exactly how dinosaurs may have mated.

Now, wait a minute! Just what kind of people sit around thinking about dinosaurs having sex anyway? Why, I certainly don’t. I mean, I could have sworn that I saw a film way back when that claimed that the dinosaurs actually came into being through a cloning effort being conducted on some remote tropical island called Isla Nublar, just off Costa Rica.

Now, as far as dinosaurs mating, I’m quite sure - as folks like Marjorie Taylor Greene or any good evangelical Donald Trump-loving Christian will tell you - “dinosaur mating happened when a mommy dinosaur and a daddy dinosaur loved each other very, very much.” It was never anything like "Hey sweetheart - what do ya say we meet under that sago palm over there? After all, not all of me has gone extinct - if ya get my drift.”

On the other hand, all it takes is one quick glance at that damn Regaliceratops peterhewsi you see here, and you don’t need to be a paleontologist to see just how “horny” that disgusting creature really was. Frankly, all I really know at this point is, that all this talk about dinosaur sex - makes me wanna light up a cigarette - and I don’t even smoke.

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