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Trump May Soon Be Relocating to New Jersey


Trump May Soon Be Relocating to New Jersey:  Insiders say that former President Donald Trump and his team, may soon be “temporarily” relocating from his Palm Beach Mar-A-Lago resort - to his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Well, at least that’ll make him closer to Rikers Island - which will hopefully become his next destination. Not to mention, this move should drastically reduce his commute time for all his eventual upcoming court hearings.  The fact is, the Trump’s have to keep moving, so no one can serve them papers.  Perhaps Cher described it best when she sang - “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.”  In addition, I’m pretty sure that all of Trump’s Florida marks, have all pretty much been milked by now anyway. 


Besides, Mar-a-Logo closes down every year just after Memorial Day, due to the hot and humid weather in South Florida.  God knows all that heat and humidity must really do a number on Trump’s hairdo.  So, I guess this pretty much makes Trump and company “climate refugees.”  Geez, doesn’t that Palm Beach shit hole of his have any damn air conditioners?  Anyway, I suppose about the only question remaining to be asked at this point is, will those Mar-a-Logo bed bugs also be relocating to New Jersey along with the family?


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