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Census Data Shows White Decline and Nonwhite Majority Among Youngest Americans


According to the U.S. Census Bureau’s diversity index, both the number of White people and the White share of the population in the US, have dipped below 60 percent for the first time since 1790.

Gee, now I could be wrong, but I somehow get the feeling Fox News may have even discussed the White population decline a few times on their cable “news” programs.  You know, like 4 or 5,000 times every hour.  One can only imagine the scene over there at Fox, as employees desperately try and run for cover, while heads spontaneously explode throughout the entire building.  


Now, while some of you may laugh, remember with fewer White people in the country, who’s gonna commit most of our nation’s “white collar” crimes, join Trump’s country clubs, purchase John Tesh concert tickets, destroy themselves with opioids, or populate our nation’s trailer parks?  All I can say is, this data is incredibly alarming, and “Karen” had better call 911 immediately.   


I mean - good grief!  Why, this may turn out to be the biggest loss of white people, since “Custer's last stand.”  The fact is, America is actually starting to look like that “Melting Pot” we were all told about in our social studies classes, way back in junior high.  Of course, with global warming now blasting ahead at full throttle as it is, it looks like we’re all gonna be “melting” soon enough anyway - regardless of our ethnic identity.


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