According to filings recently made public, former President Donald Trump’s political action committees have raised an incredible $82 million in the first six months of this year, making that a whopping $102 million they have on hand. In addition, Trump has broad latitude over how he can spend the money, and this massive haul reveals how the former president has been able to reap large financial rewards, simply by claiming “the election was stolen” from him.
Now, I’m certainly no elementary school teacher, but this sounds like a really valuable life lesson for the kiddies to learn. Seems we’ve been wrong all along and - apparently, “crime really does pay!” As the old saying goes, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I’m probably a Trump supporter.” Say what you want, but these folks really know how to “own the Libs.”
Let’s face it - between the meth, the beer, and the Trump Super-Pacs - the cash just couldn’t flow any faster. Who could have imagined being a failed, white supremacist con-artist, could be so lucrative? Hell, a few more years of running a scam like this, and the former guy might actually become the billionaire he’s always bragged about being. Great country - America!
Of course, while Trump may be the “King of the Grifters,” he’s also facing some pretty serious legal issues. But not to worry, even if things don’t work out so well in court, with that chunk of change he’s got - why, he could easily afford to equip any jail cell with one of his gold-plated toilets, or perhaps even have the bars on his jail cell gold-plated - and still have a huge wad of cash to spend at the jail commissary. But even with all that bling, I somehow don’t expect to see Melania visiting any time soon.
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