Eric Trump Whines on Fox News About Subpoena after Subpoena after Subpoena

During an interview on Fox News with host Maria Bartiromo, Eric Trump whined and complained that every single day, the Trump Organization and the Trump family are being forced to respond to “subpoena after subpoena after subpoena.”

Eric explained that ever since his father announced he was running back in 2015, “they” have “weaponized the entire system in this country,” adding that “they've weaponized the DOJ, they weaponized the educational system, they've weaponized the medical system, and they’ve weaponized our military.” What? They’ve “weaponized” our military? You mean our military has weapons? Who knew? Those bastards!

Of course, I’m sure many of you will sarcastically ask, who else but sleazy old “Fox News” would give voice to such a whining, self-centered, poster child of affluenza such as Eric Trump? Well, the short answer to that appears to be - Breitbart, Newsmax, One America News Network (OANN), and nearly all of talk radio, just to name just a few.

Anyway, just a thought Eric, but perhaps if you folks weren't committing “crime after crime after crime,” you wouldn’t be getting “subpoena after subpoena after subpoena.” You see, what Eric’s really pissed about is the fact that it seems about the only way to avoid legal repercussions these days, is to “not do anything illegal.” Why, these damn prosecutors are trying to “criminalize crime” for Pete’s sake! And, if that’s allowed to happen, you may as well just shut down the entire Trump Organization. Oh - OK, that sounds like a good start.

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