Trump Rants at Ungrateful Catholics and Jews Over Lack of Support

According to a report from the Religion News Service, the launch of Donald Trump's new “National Faith Advisory Board” got off to a rocky start, as former president Donald Trump began by complaining about Catholics and Jews who didn’t vote for him in the 2020 election, despite “all I did for their communities.” Trump added that “I did a lot for the Catholics,” and “Israel has never had a better friend, and yet I got 25% of the [Jewish] vote.”

Now, I certainly can’t speak for the Jewish community, but my guess is there might be a rather strong reluctance among Jews, to support a candidate who most neo-nazi and fascist organizations here in the US - consider to be their de facto leader. The funny thing about Jews is - they don’t really seem to trust nazis and fascists all that much.

Then, later in the call, Trump indicated he’d really like to “meet with the Catholics.” Terrific idea - only I suspect he’ll be rather shocked to learn how many Catholics are Hispanic. Not to mention, Joe Biden is Catholic. In fact, Joe Biden can actually be found in church on Sunday mornings, as opposed to the golf course - so there’s that…

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