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Lauren Boebert Offers a ‘Non-Apology’ for Islamophobic Comments


Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has issued an “apology” for making up a completely false, bigoted, and anti-Muslim story she told to a gathering of her supporters over the Thanksgiving break, where she implied Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) might be a jihadist suicide bomber.  She closed her “apology,” by stating “There are plenty of policy differences to focus on without this unnecessary distraction.”  

No kidding?  Gee, wonder what could have caused this “unnecessary distraction?”  Now, for someone who doesn’t like “unnecessary distractions,” she sure seems to love making them?  Of course, the real “unnecessary distraction” here - is Lauren Boebert.  Hell, both she and Marjorie Taylor Green, have made a career out of being “unnecessary distractions.”  The two of them are like a tag team of “Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-even dumber.”


Talk about distractions, Boebert actually married a man after he pled guilty to exposing himself to her and her girlfriends at a bowling alley when they all were underage.  I would think that might be considered somewhat of an “unnecessary distraction.”  One thing’s for sure, marrying a registered sex offender after he was convicted of exposing himself to her and her friends, definitely cements her position as the new “Ghislaine Maxwell” of the Colorado trailer park set.  

  

That said, this has been some month for the House GOP “trailer trash squad.”  First Paul Gosar posts a video of him killing Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.  Then Marjorie Taylor Green submits a bill to award Kyle Rittenhouse the Congressional Gold Medal, and now Lauren Boebert makes up a complete lie, portraying Rep. Ilhan Omar as a terrorist, simply because she’s of the Muslim faith.  I’ve gotta give her credit though.  She and her fellow MAGA Republicans, have somehow managed to turn what used to be a dignified US Congress, into what now resembles a “snotty middle school.”


Now, some may say “cut Rep. Boebert some slack, because she’s not really all that smart.”  Oh sure, she may have taken the IQ test and it came back “negative,” but I have you know this woman now has her GED certificate!  And, it only took her several attempts to pass!  That’s right, she finally got her GED shortly after she got elected, and it sure looks like all that studying has definitely paid off.  Why, it’s hard to find anyone who is better at “Twitter trolling,” or “owning the libs.”  As for legislating?  Well, not so much.  


Anyway, while she may, in fact, be the least educated member of Congress, she easily makes up for any educational disparity - by being one of the most vile, disgusting people on the House floor - and believe me, there’s a lot of competition for that honor.  That said, I think what scares people most about her is not her lack of education or her IQ, but the fact that there are actually enough people out there, who are dumb enough themselves - to vote her into office.


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